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Joke of the Day

"What's the funniest thing you have heard about US Politics? Donald Trump, President of the United States of America"

"Everyone's all worried about World War III. Worry about the important shit. Batman's fighting Superman in 2016."

"Shampoo is much more marketable than it's original name, Shamshit."

"What happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? He grows taller."

"Hey girl is your dad a terrorist cause...oh your dad works for Al-Qaeda? No, wait this is a pickup line. I'm sorry please don't cry."

"What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."

"The Voice Coach Voice Coach: ""Let's start with a scale."" Student: ""Do, re, muuuhh, fa, so, la, ti, doooh!"" Voice Coach: ""Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't take that tone with mi!"""

"It's kinda like i'm a shopaholic but with alcohol instead of clothes."

"How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies? Have faith, don't question."

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? A man with short-term memory problems. A man with short-term memory problems who? Knock knock"