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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black woman whose had an abortion? A crimefighter"

"What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave? Idk, I was too busy jacking off..."

"What did the spaceman say at the restaurant? This steak is too fatty! I wish it was a little meatier."

"What's the difference between a washing machine and a hippie slut? The washing machine doesn't still want you after you make it spun and put a load in it."

"I had a terrible experience at the Reddit bistro All of the servers were busy"

"I love when people misuse the word ""literally"". It literally makes me fart rainbows."

"A wino wanted to join the Black lives matter movement He ended up sobbing ""Can't we all just get along?"" at a Dark matter symposium."

"I'm sick and tired of all these goddamn illegal aliens taking jobs away from good, hard-working American aliens."

"A dyslexic agnostic stays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog."

"Charities - Because nothing shows how far your 2/month could go than a 100 million advertising campaign."