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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black woman whose had an abortion? A crimefighter"

"My statistics professor told me I was average... ... I told her ""that's Mean""."

"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."

"I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger .. And then it hit me."

"People used to laugh at me when.... I said ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now."

"What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person? Would you pull that crap with a net?"

"I tripped over a bra today I think it was booby trapped"

"What is the definition of delusional? A bloke finishes fucking his blow up doll, rolls over and says was that as good for you as it was for me?"

"Why do pedophiles LOVE twenty eight year old boys? Because, DUDE, there's 20 of them!"

"Their wedding went off without a hitch... ...which was a problem in itself!"