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Joke of the Day

"Wife-CAN YOU CLEAN UP? Me-*Quietly mutters- I don't work for you! 3-*runs out of room yelling- DADDY SAYS HE DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU!"

"Two women were talking, one says to the other "" can you believe it, the other day Some one said I was ugly."" ""Don't worry I've been told worse"" ""Oh yeah? Like what?"" "" that you""re also a slut"""

"Australians don't have sex Australians mate."

"I think this Deadpool movie is going to really bring down the house. Having only three walls isn't good for their structural integrity."

"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Jews"

"A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid? A: Fifty dollars and a tip."

"Yoda's last name is ""Layheewho."""

"That awkward moment when your in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realize you are staring directly at someone."

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb? One, he holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him"

"How are women like snow? They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road"