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Joke of the Day

"I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"A man went to his doctor... Man: When i press here it hurts, when i press a little bit higher up it hurts and if i press on my leg it also hurts. Doctor: Looks like you broke your index finger."

"what do you call a mentally unstable ursine that lives in the antarctic? A bi-polar bear."

"Just walked by the place I had brunch last weekend and one of my friends is still sitting there talking about herself"

"Which is the toughest tree? A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls"

"Every now and then I like to do a complete check of my financial situation. Yep, still nothing'."

"Son: Mom! What's a gf? Mom: if you're a good boy, you'll get one when you're older. Son: What is I'm not a good boy? Mom: You'll get many."

"The Earth was concerned about the moon. The Sun tried to reassure the Earth. ""The moon is just going through a phase"" said the Sun."

"If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen."

"Lots of decisions will be made today... Because it's Choose day."