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Joke of the Day
"Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day? Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom."
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"What's the main difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with a light on"
"Whats the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottish man The Rolling Stone says, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud."" and the Scottish man says, ""Hey McLeod get off of my ewe."""
"Studies found that 1 in 4 men are gay, meaning someone in my close group of friends is gay. I hope its Dave, he's really cute..."
"What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night? Farm gold in China."
"Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships? Because I ran"
"Me: You should cut your toenails. Wife: Huh? M: You're scratching my leg. W: I'm WAY on the other side of the bed! M: That's kinda my point."
"My SO always wanted a Disney wedding... But aparently selling our memories of it to a demon was out of the question."
"On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three-quarters."
"i didnt give that homeless guy money because his beard wasnt up to my standards. clean your act up homeless guy"