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Joke of the Day
"If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? Your mom."
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"The ugliest baby in the world was just born... they didn't print a birth certificate... they printed an apology letter instead."
"I'd buy more Tupperware containers from the supermarket if they came with cupcakes in them."
"Me to Dr: I have no energy lately. Dr: you need to exercise more Me:... Dr:... Me: Let's start this again."
"""Get a load of this guy!""- Receptionist at a sperm bank."
"there has been like five kardashian birthdays in the last two months wow i actually can't keep up with the kardashians"
"Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone."
"How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope."
"I like when a restaurant has cloth napkins, 'cause then I can unroll them with the calculated fervor of an assassin surveying his tools."
"How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal? handsfree"