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Joke of the Day
"What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend? ""Umami!"""
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"Did You Hear that Iggy Azalea Got Engaged? She's already cancelled her wedding and reception due to lack of RSVPs."
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"My friend offered me a nice stable job. I declined because I don't like horses"
"I think I'm psychic. Now now I know what you're thinking.."
"What species are the best rappers? Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire."
"I'm a chick magnet I repel."
"Best goldfish joke ever told Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""
"What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot? It's a tie."
"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe."