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Joke of the Day

"Imagine if people still used typewriters! We'd have to sit in a giant circle and throw pieces of paper at each other."

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"Why did the rooster cross the road? To go to the toilets, where all the cocks hang out"
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"Joe was chopping wood with his Dad Joe: Dad, I think I want to be a pilot! Dad: That's great, start over there. You can grab that wood and pile it."
"What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara falls."