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Joke of the Day
"What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor? Dead Pan."
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"What does Hitler and Barney Stinson have in common? They are both legend... wait for it ...aryan"
"Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain."
"[offensive] What do books have that Mexican's don't? Papers"
"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"
"Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il."
"A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome ...and call it Touch Downs."
"My wife always accuses me of having a favourite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally."
"Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7? Because they literally can't even."
"""Mornin' sweetie, for breakfast we have marzipan filled, double layered raspberry pastries. Yum!"" ""Poptarts, mom. They're called Poptarts."""