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Joke of the Day

"Forget The Walmart and Amazon scam I have the best price on a PS4. I am gonna need about Tree Fiddy."

"If Hilary and Trump are stranded on a raft in the ocean, who survives? America. America survives."

"My friend Gav died of heartburn the other day Gaviscon"

"One from my half asleep Girlfriend What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman? They got Bale."

"Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house after work then claiming it as your own."

"How are you going to celebrate 9-11? I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."

"My husband told me I was beautiful for the first time tonight Sure, he was drunk and using a Scooby Doo voice but I'll take it"

"STDs are like Pokemon. Gotta catch'm all!"

"I hate it when homeless shake their cups with change in them I know you have more money than me, stop showing off."