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Joke of the Day

"What did one wall say to the other? Meet me in the corner!"

"Did you hear the one about Hellen Keller? Well neither did she."

"I'm always skeptical of twins because it's rare I like even one of a person."

"Three tampons are walking down the road. What one says hi? **None!** Their all *stuck up bitches!*"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only takes one nail"

"I wish I was a helicase enzyme... ...because then I could unzip your genes"

"I'd like to give a shout out to those people born in 1932 who are celebrating their 21st birthday today!"

"I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."

"I hate when I can't understand what I'm eavesdropping on."

"""The Jetsons and Flintstones existed at the same time. One in the sky, one on the ground, and both in a post-apocal-"" ""Juror is dismissed"""