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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if your goose is depressed? It's feeling down."
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"For me, eating fast food is like going out on a date and finding out the person you're with is racist. Either way, you're going to end up alone in your apartment using up all the toilet paper."
"What do you call someone who really likes balloons? Autistic."
"Ugh I have to write an autobiography?? STORY OF MY LIFE."
"The first rule of Chinese Whispers Club is... ...don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub"
"How does a Jew make beer? He brews."
"What happens if you pee on Putin's head? Urine big trouble..."
"Hey all Hot Girls. I'm starting to think that all your phone numbers don't start with a 555-"
"Scientist My findings are pointless when taken out of context. Media Scientist claims ""findings are pointless"""
"Why does it smell of tires? There are two black people fighting."