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Joke of the Day

"A woman asked her husband for a divorce after he said they needed to go get new counter tops. She knew he was taking her for granite."

"Did you know that dogs can't get MRI's? only cat's can"

"My father found the cure for gonorrhea. It was under the TV guide where he left it."

"What is the best ""bang for your buck""? Vaseline."

"The lesbians next door got my a rolex I think they were a bit confused when I said I wanna watch"

"ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile? ""To the Batmobile!"""

"""Ladies and Gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."

"What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!"

"When asked about whether or not Arnold Schwarzenegger upgraded to Windows 10... ...He replied ""I still love Vista, baby"""