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Joke of the Day
"What does Diana stand for? Dead In A Nasty Accident."
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"When does a fuckboy become a fuckman? At his bar mitzfuck."
"My girlfriend said she was going to leave me because of my obsession with poker. I think she's bluffing."
"What did the ocean said to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."
"Beth on Facebook ""Can't believe its Monday again already""... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur."
"Half of men in America watch porn everyday. The other half are liars."
"The acronym NASCAR stands for: Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"
"The French word for shoe insole is semelle, which they often do."
"What's the best time of day? The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."
"I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow."