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Joke of the Day

"Giving someone a Dunkin Donuts gift certificate for their birthday is the perfect way to say ""I love you"" and ""I hate you"" at the same time"

"I'll tell you what is bordering on the ridiculous... Canada."

"The weekend just logged me out due to inactivity."

"How do you make a redditor impatient? loading..."

"A teacher tells the class whoever answers her next question can go home. A boy throws his bag out the window Teacher: ""Who just threw that?!"" Boy: ""Me. I'm going home now."""

"""A child's observation"" A child's observation: If a mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests."

"Why You Should Never Be Late for a Speaking Engagement An important public speaking lesson wrapped up in a good, clean joke."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal."

"Flovers Joke A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says ""I guess I'll have to spread my legs now."" And her boyfriend asks ""Why, don't you have a vase?"""

"Why do you get arrested for walking into an army base unauthorised in the USA? Because Obama doesn't like anyone sneaking in his barracks."