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Joke of the Day
"Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business."
Next Joke
"I'm still waiting for my knight in shining sarcasm."
"How much does freedom weigh? A WashingTon."
"4-year-old: What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies? Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4"
"Ever hear of that cat turned vegan because of its vegan owner? Probably not, she died."
"A Russian asks another Russian if he's seen the new magic show in town. ""Cock ta-da?"" ""Yeah, horror show."""
"Did you hear they just passed a law making round hay bales illegal? They says that they don't give cows a square meal."
"You drink WAY too much, and you have questionable morals . . . me talking to myself in the mirror before going out at night ."
"did you hear the one about the deaf guy? niether did he."
"Love must not be a very good student... Because Love isn't always on time."