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Joke of the Day

"You drink WAY too much, and you have questionable morals . . . me talking to myself in the mirror before going out at night ."

"i bet Slash has a lot of trouble trying to tell people how to get to his website"

"how do you organize a party in space? you planet."

"At what age are musicians the loudest? Forte"

"Do you need an arc? Cos i noah guy"

"What's a pirate's favorite programming language? You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C."

"What do you call your mum who is shorter than you? A minimum."

"Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."

"yeah, we r a non-traditional family. instead of naming our dog, we let him name us. I'm Woof, this is my husband Woof, & these r Woof & Woof"

"Dettol went to GERMANY Now its called ANY."