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Joke of the Day
"The closest I get to exercising is when I trip on the sidewalk and pretend jog for like 10 feet."
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"There's a great new website that helps you find the local church that is right for you They call it, Evangielist."
"What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns? Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*"
"Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath please? Porter: I can give you a room but you'll have to wash yourself."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopus"
"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."
"What does the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Grandpa, no hands!"
"Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society? Their motto is ""be prepared"""
"Why doesn't Meghan Trainor eat salmon? Because she's all about that bass"
"The field sobriety test was going ok until I grabbed two traffic cones and did a Madonna impersonation."