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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't you come to the halloween party? I was at the Halloween party as a ninja. ""But I didn't see you there."" ""Exactly."""

"Wonderbra tried to defend there new bra today. But it didn't hold up in court."

"What did the remote controller say to the tv? I know he turns you on but man, that guy just pushes my buttons!"

"I have a bit of a sinking feeling about today I feel like it's a day of titanic proportions, but my memory of what it could be is completely drowned out."

"One idiot said to the other ""You know there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles."

"WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling"

"In Newcastle, England many people don't like to live above the seventh floor in a tower block They have a fear of Eights"

"Joke 35 HISTORY LESSON: The Greeks invented sex..."

"My friend makes urinal cakes for a living... ...it takes him 35 minutes to bake each batch."