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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I need what only some people can provide: Their absence."
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"What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !"
"""I ruined my health by drinking to everyone Else's."""
"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack."
"Doctors have determined Hillary doesn't have pneumonia Apparently a little girl from Kansas just threw some water on her."
"A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ""Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."""
"What's a porn stars favorite golf course? The inter course."
"Why do pill bottles have cotton in them? To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."
"Judge: order in the court, ORDER IN THE COURT Me on the witness stand:*lips pressed against the mic* 2 hot dogs and a milkshake, your honor"
"If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?"