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Joke of the Day
"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack."
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"Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos"
"*Hunts and Kills Winnie the Pooh *Hunts and Kills Pepe Le Pew *Cooks both in stew *Serves Pooh Pew Platter"
"""My computer just crashed"" is going to be a much more serious statement when self-driving cars are the norm"
"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is the boom box."
"Have you heard about the new Web MD zodiac? All the signs say Cancer."
"If a caveman from the Paleolithic era saw you turn down a cupcake because youre on the ""Paleo Diet,"" he'd kill you with a sharpened seashell"
"Christopher Dorner Did you guys hear about Christopher Dorner? He went out guns a-blazin'."
"Girls think I'm ugly, until they find out how much money I make... ...then they think I'm ugly and poor."
"What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart? One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!"