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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fisheyes"
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"I think the San Francisco 49ers should embrace their region's history and name their cheerleaders the Gold Diggers"
"My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood"
"what did the man say when he couldn't get frea with his dog? oops, forgot the ky"
"I'm white, but not cage free range eggs in my quinoa-kale quiche for my gluten, lactose, and peanut free Sunday brunch white."
"On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you love kids?"
"How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady? Me: I do."
"Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?"
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal"
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian."