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Joke of the Day

"What's your favorite dirty joke? Mine is: Wht do Jewish men have their sons circumsised? Because they know Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off."

"All these ""reposted"" jokes are not really reposted They are just procedurally generated"

"Octopus have 3 hearts, what has 13 hearts and no organs? A deck of playing cards."

"What has 90 balls and screws old women? Bingo!"

"So how does this work now? Does General McChrystal have to give up his Foursquare ""Mayor specials"" in Kandahar?"

"[starts chanting in unison] In Unison! In Unison! In Unison! Government Official: I don't know what he wants, all I know is I don't like it."

"What shatters faster than your smartphone screen? A newborn with osteoporosis."

"What cars do cows drive? Cattleacs"

"I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos."

"Did you hear Al Gore's new electronic / R&B album? It's called al-gore-rhythms."