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"What cars do cows drive? Cattleacs"
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"What do vacuums and woman have in common? The more you pay, the better they suck."
"How did the farmhand get a job at reddit? He put ""excellent reposter"" on his resume."
"Jew problems An old jew comes to a rabbi and says: ""Please help me, my son became a christian!"" The rabbi replies: ""i can't help you, god has the same problem."""
"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their."
"What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro sinko"
"A little bit of ash falls on Hitler's shoulder. He sweeps it off and says ""Fuck off Jew"""
"Why was Jesus the father of exercise? Because he was cross fit"
"Why do mice have tiny balls? Not very many of them know how to dance"
"A teacher asks her class what noise a pig makes... Lil Tyrone raises his hand and says ""Freeze mothafucka!"" I guess there aren't any farms in Detroit."