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Joke of the Day
"I've decided to start my own herb garden. I've got a lot of extra Thyme."
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"*doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? ""with my hands"" let's give it a minute"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!!"
"What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ? it floats."
"How is my penis like a dead midget? They're both a little stiff"
"Yo mama's so loose and hairy... It looks like Bob Ross screaming at the top of his lungs."
"Did the depressed rope maker succeed? Sadly, he did knot."
"she was only a fishmongers daughter... but she could lay it on the slab and say fillet."
"Genetically modified fruit never ceases to amaze me. Check out this unnaturally large melon. Ah, it's not a melon. It's a grape."
"Two Men are stranded on a Boat with three cigarettes but no matches. One man cleverly throws a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter."