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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to start my own herb garden. I've got a lot of extra Thyme."

"What's the worst thing to hear during sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""

"How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar? Even the pool tables have no balls"

"Girls : ""Do I look fat?"" A girl asked a high-school boy, ""Do I look fat?"" The boy replied, ""Where?"" [teenage]"

"Only a few of you have figured out that in every tweet I've ever written I've been subtweeting Pitbull."

"McDonald's new Obama Value Meal is for freaks!!!"

"Q: You are traveling into the past, what one thing would you bring back? SEXY. I am so getting an A on this History paper."

"I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle- -knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!!"

"McDonalds started selling a hotdog called a McJagger. It's mostly lips and a little bit of asshole."

"I didn't expect a bug to crawl out of my Meth stash... But it just came out of the blue."