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Joke of the Day

"Just turned wine into vomit. Your move Jesus."

"Driving Wizard A wizard is driving down the highway, a man try's to merge into his lane in front of him. The wizard speeds up and yells out the window, ""You shall not pass!"""

"If you think your child is annoying, imagine what I think."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-saur-ass"

"How many minutes after someone's fired is it cool to take their stapler?"

"how to dismiss awkward boners ""Don't worry about him...he's a real dick"""

"If Women Ruled the World"

"Jihadi math university question: Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the area it will cover after the explosion."

"I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar"