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Joke of the Day
"Dang girl. Are you a werewolf... Cause I'm lycan what I see."
Next Joke
"Why do jews have such big noses. Because air is free."
"The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword"
"Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand... ...such as teaching them calculus and microbiology."
"How do you bother somebody with OCD 3,7,9,11,13,17,19....."
"I can be up bright or early. Pick one."
"Why did the chicken cross the stage? To get to the other aside!"
"Boss Lady was NOT OK with me dancing around with binder clips on my nipples. Apparently we have different definitions of ""Casual Friday"""
"The date was going really well until he told me to stop calling it Pasghetti."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far"