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Joke of the Day
"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're deep in shit."
Next Joke
"Yesterday I had to buy a new hoover. My old one was just gathering dust."
"Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek? They don't work in the future either."
"Barista: Did you hear Netflix is raising its price $2 a month? Me: Ridiculous! I won't pay it! B: here's your coffee. $12.32 M: thank you"
"Hey, having a good conversation with the cashier? Great. Hurry the fuck up. We have lives, sort of."
"Niece: I like math M: 5 X 1? N: 5 M: *takes out phone* right N:You're using your phone? M: I got a text N: I didnt hear a sound *runs away*"
"Bill Gates has now donated enough money to charity that he lost his billionaire status. He now goes by Mill Gates."
"Favorite Old People Jokes"
"What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper."
"Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it."