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Joke of the Day

"1+1=3 It does take about 9 months though"

"What did the pornstar say after getting a cumshot in the eye? ""I didn't see that coming"""

"She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss."

"I invented a new word! Plagiarism!"

"It's colder than a well digger's ass."

"a gun is like a blow up doll You get off when you use it .... except it can kill someone."

"new hipster fad = being really into public domain music"

"Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter? Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken."

"Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!"

"Guys we should stop saying these Mexican jokes... (To be said after few Mexican jokes) We're crossing the border"