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Joke of the Day
"How does a German tie his shoes? In little Nazis"
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"Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept for."
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"I can't hear out of my ear... It's really EAR-itating"
"Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college? Because he didn't understand psychics."
"I am woman hear me ROAAAoh is that chocolate?"
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"How come computers are soo smart? It is because they listen to their motherboard."