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Joke of the Day

"There there password. I don't think you're weak."

"What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl? A Hopster."

"Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five Clinton won three games to two."

"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR FANNYPACK WANT TO GO IN THE VENDING MACHINE."

"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""

"Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon. 10 gigs for $80 a month"

"Why do Australians take forever to play chess? Because they never make it past the first check, mate."

"If I were Brian Cranston every day I'd drive to Jiffy Lube & say ""I dunno it just seems to be braking bad!"" Then we would laugh & do meth."

"Heard about the statistician who liked to kick back with his feet in the oven and his head on a bucket of ice? On the average, he was quite comfortable."

"PitbullPhobia: An extreme or irrational fear of singing alone."