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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the pessimistic abortion doctor? He developed a de-fetus attitude."

"How big is the US-Mexico border wall going to be? It's gonna be YUGE!!!"

"Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up."

"Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."

"My stomach just made a really weird noise. I'm sending a pizza down to check it out."

"What idiot called it ""leaving right after sex"" and not ""nuts and bolts""?"

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by batman"

"Have you ever gotten shampoo in your mouth while singing in the shower? Turns into a real Soap Opera."

"Speechless This message has no content."

"The wife's only listening to you outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels"