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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."

"Two maggots were fighting in dead ernest, poor old Ernest."

"love is like a fart If you have to to force it, it's probably shit."

"What comes out at night and goes Munch munch ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth."

"I wonder if the username ""That Cab"" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow ""That Cab"""

"Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups."

"Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T"

"Statistics are like Bikini Atoll Their essence utterly obliterated for the purpose of proving a political point."

"Roses are red.... Violets are blue-ish, If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish!"

"After my ex and I broke up, I was in a really bad place (Florida)"