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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."

"A man asks his wife ""Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"" She said ""I don't like to call you at work""."

"What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion? Teargas"

"Your mom must study Reverse-Judo. She keeps throwing herself at bad men."

"Wife caught me whacking off to golden shower porn... Boy was she pissed"

"How boring my life has become! The only time I hear myself say, ""I'm coming"" is when I'm trying to tell my dog I'm getting his food ready!"

"Something disturbing came in the mail today... ...my mailman."

"If you don't like being a door mat....then get off the floor"

"The doctor told the couple to eat lemons before sex to avoid pregnancy. ........But there was a mis-conception."

"Just had a moment where I wanted to scroll down to read the comments looking at my bank balance online."