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Joke of the Day
"""All you need is love."" -billionaire musicians"
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"What do you call a crocodile that can't have sex? A reptile dysfunction."
"Every fight is a food fight.... .... when you're a cannibal."
"Why do male prostitutes make more money than females? Because they always drive a *Hard* bargain. :D"
"Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick? Because of their tiny little anty bodies."
"[Pharrell eating at Arby's] ""I want a new look"" Like a new hair cut? ""Something crazier"" *notices the hat in the Arby's logo* ""I've got it!"""
"Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak"
"what do you call a rhinoceros mixed with george washington? hell if i know."
"I made a barista at Starbucks cry when I put my name down as ""Dad"" and he just stood there calling it over and over"
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Haha, don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"