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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline."
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"Someone told me I was ""good people"" and I replied ""OMG you can hear them too?"""
"I rang up a local builder and said, ""I want a skip outside my house."" He said, ""I'm not stopping you."" **Tim Vine**"
"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug on his floor. The bear isn't actually dead. It's just too afraid to move."
"What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear? Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim"
"The waitress just asked, ""Still happy over here, guys?"" and I'm not sure how to respond."
"May have put up a few too many Christmas lights. A 747 just landed in the backyard."
"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go a day without robin."
"A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs or 5 Tinder matches..."
"Don't you hate it when you put a freshly baked pie on the windowsill to cool and a cartoon character steals it?"