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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline."
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"so i was walking down the street and this homeless guy was like ""hey! give me ten dollars."" and i was like ""got change for $100"""
"My handwriting has slowly morphed from cheerleader to serial killer to elephant with a paint brush."
"Black joke Santa clause, a child, and an innocent black man jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The child there's no such thing as Santa or an innocent black man"
"I got everyone a pet snake for Christmas but you have to catch it, they're in my house, they're everywhere, please come get your snake."
"What's the shortest joke you know/can come up with? Here's mine: Women are more holy than men."
"If 9/11 was an inside job... 5/11 was a Fawkes Guy job"
"Judging by how many people brazenly wander into traffic while staring at their phone, there must be some force-field app I don't know about."
"Anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? No"
"Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong ""Web Developer""."