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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? It's pointless"
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"The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot? Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
"Absentmindedness SHE""I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living."" HE(absent-mindedly)""Yes, my lamb."""
"I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen. Until I realised it was a field of carrots."
"A dog limps into a bar and says... I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
"ELI5: What is it like to mod r/news? This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment."
"Donald Trump Is proof that Willie Wonka had sex with the Oompa Loompas."
"I'm at my parenting best when I randomly yell out ""be careful!"" every few minutes without looking up from my phone."
"Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away? A: A polygon!"
"What's the difference between a book and a mexican? A book has papers."