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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Founding Fathers hire accountants from Prague? They needed a system of Czechs and balances."

"I used to be a fan of Dell's computers... Now i'm just an air conditioner."

"You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor."

"I need to get something off my chest... It's called breast cancer. I'm so sorry."

"My father wants me to treat him like a king So I stabbed him while he was sleeping. The succession line has to go on, dad."

"I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""

"23 Mind-Blowing Ways You'll Never Get Back the Time Spent Reading This List"

"Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!"

"Priest and acne. What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until a boy is twelve to come on his face."

"If your house it hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT AND SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside."