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Joke of the Day
"I have a great vocabulary, just ask my um female dad"
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"""I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life... ...What they don't tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning you juicer."" -Kyle Dunnigan-"
"I don't want to tell you how to run your company, Hostess, but liquidating just as weed becomes legal seems like a bad business decision."
"When God was handing out obstacles I thought he said popsicles and said I'll take one of each variety."
"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."
"What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent."
"What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas? ...Cancer"
"I'm not racist I have a colored T.V."
"Judge: how do you plead? Me: [looks at lawyer] Lawyer: [mouths ""not guilty""] Me: hot milky L: *bangs head on desk* FFS just lock him up"
"A guy walks into a bar the punchline doesn't matter because the real joke is always in the comments."