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Joke of the Day

"'Calm Your Tits' is derogatory. Feminists reccomend, instead : 'De-stress the Breasts"",'Soothe your Boobs', 'Give that Chest a Rest', 'Don't have a Rack Attack' and 'Hakuna the Tattas'"

"Scientists Have Isolated a Single Unit of Potato and Taught it to Use 4chan They've named the project Channing Tatum."

"Whats rectangular, white and blue?.... A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!"

"The difference between Napoleon and I... is Napoleon understood the importance of 5 minutes. That's my dream. In reality, I'd masturbate if I could get away with it"

"What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed? Furlong"

"Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet? He thought the ad said '24 carrots'"

"What did the black kid get for Christmas? My bike"

"What's the funniest part of a boxing joke? You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints..."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... -Lee Harvey Oswald"

"How do skateboarders see? So gnar"