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Joke of the Day

"How did the bucket's mom know he was sick? He was a little pail."

"Love may be blind Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."

"I'm starting a petition to put Michael Jackson on the twenty dollar bill. Actually he would probably prefer to be on the tens."

"How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb? It has to change for itself."

"I asked my soap who it voted for, it said... I'd lather not say! note: This one came to me in the shower just now, gotta go back in now. Oh, the irony! I think. ~Skip"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? No seatbelt."

"What was the main difference between the war in Vietnam and the war in Iraq? George Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam."

"What Time Do You Go To The Dentist? Tooth - Hurty! XD"

"My roommate said he was going to quite masterbating I asked how that was going. He said, ""I don't know man I just haven't been feeling myself."""

"Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? They don't want to overwork the camel."