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Joke of the Day

"You'd think that with NSA reading our tweets all the time, they could star or retweet some of the good ones."

"What is the most awkward day in Harlem? Father's Day"

"Katy Perry says that god spoke to her before the Super Bowl and said ""you got this,"" so it's safe to say that god has crappy taste in music."

"A man went to a zoo... When he got home, his wife asked him how it was. He replied ""There was only one dog in the entire zoo!! It was a shitzu."""

"There is a house on my street that I can't stop staring at. It's front door is especially entrancing."

"Why do people with OCD like Family Feud? Because it's always black and white."

"What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit? ""What's Allepo?"""

"What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken? Just the tiger"

"A Jewish daughter asks her Jewish dad for forty dollars to go to the movies... the dad says: ""Thirty dollars?! what do you need twenty five dollars for?!"""

"My parole officer said ""You know who you hurt the most when you go joyriding?"" ""Joy's husband."""