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Joke of the Day
"So I had some Oasis soup today... Got a roll with it!"
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"When a computer program says ""Not Responding"" I start texting it stuff like ""Who are you with?"" and ""Just heard our song"""
"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."