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Joke of the Day
"So I had some Oasis soup today... Got a roll with it!"
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"What do Brits call a fleshlight? A blowtorch."
"Hitting the snooze button... ... Is just starting your day off with a nap."
"What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for? Web design."
"Where do you put a black jew? the back of the oven!!!!"
"I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. ... .... It's true! I saw it with my own eyes."
"Did you hear that Jada is pregnant by Alexis ? They plan to call the baby ""pinkitt"""
"Accidentally used my GF's razor and now I feel fat and I'm pretty pissed about something you guys did 3 years ago"
"They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a massive disappointment."
"Which knight of the round table had Diabetes? Sir Lance-a-lot"