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Joke of the Day
"Why is DeadMau5 bad at math? He drops the base when doing logs."
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"Raise the bar ..? Like, go and drink upstairs ..?"
"How did the homeless man get so buff? Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out..."
"A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads... Sandwich: $5.00 Handjob: $10.00 Repost a joke the next day: 1500 up votes Now, please, wash your hands and make me a sandwich."
"What do you call empathetic bovine? understand bull"
"Asked my 3yo what she was thinking and she said ""I wouldn't want to work at McDonald's bc you have to poop in the food before you serve it."""
"What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting hit by Rice"
"How is giving oral sex similar to smoking a cigarette? The flavor gets stronger the closer you get to the butt."
"Why married guys are fat A single guy opens the fridge, sees nothing interesting there; he goes to bed. A married guy goes in the bedroom, sees nothing interesting there; he goes to the fridge."
"I know this great knock knock joke.. But you have to start it. Go ahead."