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Joke of the Day

"I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like ""you can totally take him."""

"Q: Who's the funniest girl you know? A: Lola."

"Don't judge Charlie Sheen until you've snorted a mile in his coke."

"My TWILIGHT ZONE plot idea: The sole survivor of the apocalypse finally has time to listen to podcasts but still doesn't feel like it."

"[Working in a hospital] ME: Well, this guy's autopsy is done NURSE: You mean tonsillectomy ME: Uh oh"

"Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber? It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9."

"I found a spider in my shoes today He looked so ridiculous they were way to big for him"

"I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad Problem is... it blew itself up"

"I asked my grandma to get naked. It's my favourite juice drink."

"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny! [ ](http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/warnerbros/42096/images/42096-hi-Bugs_Bunny.jpg)"