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Joke of the Day
"*The First Ever Rodeo ""...Does anyone know what we're supposed to do?"""
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"How does a muslim close a door? Islams it."
"What did the starving, homeless couple say to the nurse outside the abortion clinic? Fetus please."
"I can tell my 5yo will make a great politician someday by the way he uses other kids as human shields in dodgeball."
"My neighbour came back home drunk and has been knocking at his door for over 3hours now. But he stays alone, should i go and tell him that he is not around?"
"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed... How could anyone stoop so low?"
"*Approaches girl at bar* Brain: Say you like her eyes. No, hair. Actually, go for eyes! Me: You have lovely hairy eyes Brain: My bad."
"Cat: LET ME OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW! Me: *Staggers out of bed. Opens door* Cat: *lies down on doormat*: You are dismissed."
"MAMA DUCK, BABY DUCK Q: What did did the mother duck say to her duckling? A: ""If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."""
"Why was the football stadium so cold? Because of all the fans."