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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked a man who had been married for 20 years Q: What did you do before you were married sir? A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ..."

"Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way."

"Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota? Because that's where the mini apple is!"

"Me: Daughters, dude. Driving me crazy, you know? Him: Yeah. Me: Want another juice box, bro? Him: Yeah. 3 year-old neighbor boy gets me."

"this toddler on the bus said ""the wheels on the bus go round & round"" & this guy yelled back ""no shit Sherlock"" & I can't stop clapping?"

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-think-he-saurus :) !! Lol What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex"

"A psychic midget broke out of prison... He was a small medium at large."

"Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit."

"One man's junk is another man's treasure... especially to gay people"

"*crawls up from backseat* *slowly pulls off paper bag from head* What? No... I'm not embarrassed by your driving"