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Joke of the Day
"Tissues are for tearful issues and for when people think it's funny but it's snot."
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"My boss said , ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."" Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my wonder woman costume"
"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."
"THEM: You can't go wrong with this recipe. ME: Watch me."
"Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!"
"That confusing moment when the person you hate at work brings donuts"
"Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game."
"What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro? Zikachu."
"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper."
"Jesus walks on water and everyone is impressed. I walk on water and I'm seriously concerned about this ice breaking..."