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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's purple and goes slam slam slam slam? A: A four door grape."
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"I'm impressed by girls who paint their eyebrows on. How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day? Like what if you find a penny?"
"""This is the one I use for wiping"" - Handshakes"
"How did the Nucleus escape from prison? through the cell wall."
"What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !"
"There should be a warning label on those straw cowgirl hats middle-aged women wear on vacation that reads: ""Will cause freckled cleavage."""
"Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know"
"My daughter asks for Frozen stuff for Christmas, so i bought her frozen chips and a packet of peas"
"The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor"
"What do you do when someone has a seizure in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry!"