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Joke of the Day
"Was the Nintendo hungry? Nah, it 8 a byte earlier."
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"A girl told me she'd only date me if I had a six-pack How can I get beer if I'm under 21?"
"Viagra now comes in a liquid form, people in nightclubs have been putting drops of it in their eyes..... Apparently it makes them look hard."
"For girls who are trying to tan... I'll teach you how to sin ;)"
"*Dad enters room dressed as Han Solo* ""May divorce be with you"" ""What?"" ""Your mother and I are getting a divorce. I figured I'd make it fun"""
"Reading while sunbaking Makes you well-read"
"What do you call fish that taste two times as salty? 2Na"
"am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise"
"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."
"Did you hear Seinfeld on political correctness? He really went on the offensive about it."