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Joke of the Day

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of toast to the ceiling."

"And before bros, churros."

"I thought being patronized would be cool until they explained it did not involve tequila."

"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow redditor? [deleted]"

"Pet Review: Horses Cost: Thousands of dollars Pros: Bragging about owning a horse Cons: Can literally kick your face off, big teeth 1.5/10"

"I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns."

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders."

"A creationist puts his glases on and says: ""Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"""

"I was making out with my girlfriend in my car when she said ""OOH DARMOK!! KISS ME DOWN WHERE IT SMELLS!"" ...so I drove her to New Jersey."

"My neighbor is loud and obnoxious Now I know how Canada feels"